How very.

Go to john the third's blog for more information. Request more Squeeze even though he doesn't let you leave comments.

Update: You can now leave comments! Thanks to me.

An Homage to Samwell. Finally.

The What What (In the Butt) sequence from last week's South Park is all the more life-changing due to the fact that it's based on an actual music video.


Cute little Butters:




Obviously brilliant pop god Samwell:






The eternally accurate Wikipedia says that Samwell's green-screen masterpiece was an official selection at the Milwaukee International Film Festival and the Mix Brasil Film Festival. The Fonz abides.

Cupcakes & Hipster Hunting

Long time listener, first time blogger...

We're hurling some gems to reflect our various hatreds and subculture obsessions. Falsely educating the masses for our own amusement. Here's what you can look forward to in the coming months:

• The ins and out of myspace stalking (our favorite pastime) and just random stuff that pisses us off while we are stalking like couple pictures and stupid quotes.


• Random recommendations of movies, tv shows, books, music, and dance jams that Us Magazine has never heard of.


• Boston Freak Out & NYC Vegan Walking Tour Photo Diaries


• Chrissyfest 2008: Will it happen?


• Tons of inside jokes we will never explain!!!


• How to score free shots with Batman pez


• How to live your life like a hobo


• Constant updates on the assemblage of Propane, Propane


• Incessant cookie party explosions

Robotic Pastel February Dance Jam

Slip into some polyester and cabbage patch to this muhfuh!

Drinkable Cookie Party

I don't think I'll ever be able to chew a cookie again!!! Oh banana scented liquid crack, take me away to a place where cookie smoothies flow like rivers under unicorn infested purple skies. Each sip is like a hug from a puppy.

Esophagus melting ecstasy awaits if you follow these easy steps or listen to the Let's Get Baked episode with Grant Lawrence.

First, bake some awesome chocolate chip cookie or c chip cooks as all the cool kids call them.

Then, while they are still so hot that they are like touching a hot pipe, fling 5 of them into a blender full of 3 cups of soy milk, 1 tbsp vanilla, 1 tbsp maple syrup, 2 bananas and 1 heaping scoop of ice cream.

*no animals were harmed during the assemblage of these smoothies.

Apple Cake From the Hills of Poland??

And tacos crisp as fresh Kix??

Your Puppy Bowl Weekend menu was a smidgen more varied than mine.....

I did throw this into the mix at one point...

But it was mostly the chips.

By the way, I'll need you to make me that apple dessert. *marching toward you with empty plate and glowing eyes*

Let us trim our hair in accordance with socialist lifestyle

Tara,

Since you haven't figured out how to use the internet yet...

Here are some pictures of what I ate on Puppy Bowl Sunday:



Delicious margaritas!



Tacos!!!


Polish Apple Cake, courtesy of Basia Bulat, http://www.myspace.com/basiamyspace

I was born on Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day!!!
http://www.tfdutch.com/foodh.htm

Hopefully, we will have a new poll up this weekend.