Robotic Pastel February Dance Jam

Slip into some polyester and cabbage patch to this muhfuh!

Drinkable Cookie Party

I don't think I'll ever be able to chew a cookie again!!! Oh banana scented liquid crack, take me away to a place where cookie smoothies flow like rivers under unicorn infested purple skies. Each sip is like a hug from a puppy.

Esophagus melting ecstasy awaits if you follow these easy steps or listen to the Let's Get Baked episode with Grant Lawrence.

First, bake some awesome chocolate chip cookie or c chip cooks as all the cool kids call them.

Then, while they are still so hot that they are like touching a hot pipe, fling 5 of them into a blender full of 3 cups of soy milk, 1 tbsp vanilla, 1 tbsp maple syrup, 2 bananas and 1 heaping scoop of ice cream.

*no animals were harmed during the assemblage of these smoothies.

Apple Cake From the Hills of Poland??

And tacos crisp as fresh Kix??

Your Puppy Bowl Weekend menu was a smidgen more varied than mine.....

I did throw this into the mix at one point...

But it was mostly the chips.

By the way, I'll need you to make me that apple dessert. *marching toward you with empty plate and glowing eyes*

Let us trim our hair in accordance with socialist lifestyle

Tara,

Since you haven't figured out how to use the internet yet...

Here are some pictures of what I ate on Puppy Bowl Sunday:



Delicious margaritas!



Tacos!!!


Polish Apple Cake, courtesy of Basia Bulat, http://www.myspace.com/basiamyspace

I was born on Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day!!!
http://www.tfdutch.com/foodh.htm

Hopefully, we will have a new poll up this weekend.