Thursday, February 28, 2008

Robotic Pastel February Dance Jam

Slip into some polyester and cabbage patch to this muhfuh!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Drinkable Cookie Party

I don't think I'll ever be able to chew a cookie again!!! Oh banana scented liquid crack, take me away to a place where cookie smoothies flow like rivers under unicorn infested purple skies. Each sip is like a hug from a puppy.

Esophagus melting ecstasy awaits if you follow these easy steps or listen to the Let's Get Baked episode with Grant Lawrence.
First, bake some awesome chocolate chip cookie or c chip cooks as all the cool kids call them.

Then, while they are still so hot that they are like touching a hot pipe, fling 5 of them into a blender full of 3 cups of soy milk, 1 tbsp vanilla, 1 tbsp maple syrup, 2 bananas and 1 heaping scoop of ice cream.
*no animals were harmed during the assemblage of these smoothies.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Apple Cake From the Hills of Poland??

And tacos crisp as fresh Kix??

Your Puppy Bowl Weekend menu was a smidgen more varied than mine.....

I did throw this into the mix at one point...

But it was mostly the chips.

By the way, I'll need you to make me that apple dessert. *marching toward you with empty plate and glowing eyes*

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Let us trim our hair in accordance with socialist lifestyle


Since you haven't figured out how to use the internet yet...

Here are some pictures of what I ate on Puppy Bowl Sunday:

Delicious margaritas!


Polish Apple Cake, courtesy of Basia Bulat,

I was born on Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day!!!

Hopefully, we will have a new poll up this weekend.