Episode 2: "The Jersey Shore" @ Yahoo! Video
As a trashy Jersey blog, we feel obligated to discuss our state's beloved fossil watch wearing orange trolls.
Some updates point by point:
- Snooks has a book! A Shore Thing: How to Date an Oompa Loompa will be Nicole "Hold My Earrings" Polizzi's debut novel. Includes invaluable advice on how to deal with the beer shits and how to pretend you remember hooking up with the grenade grundle chode you wake up next to.
- Sammi "Doorstop Toe" Sweetheart is rounding out Season 2 with the same whispery-voiced desperation we loved in Season 1. Brava!
- Refer to Bullet Point 1! Lil' Snicks not only writes books, SHE READS!
- C-c-c-c-CATFIGHT!
