Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cocktails and Dinosaurs: News and Libations for the Weekend of October 1, 2010

Semi weekly/monthly/biannual posts that contain obsolete information no one cares about anymore, except for me.

I saw this guy last night or another spider-like man that pulls a rickshaw while doing awesome acrobatic things.
  • Max Weinberg and Conan O'Brien break off their longtime relationship as bandleader and talk show host. Rumor has it Max joined a collective created to defend New Jersey against MTV executives and the cast of Jersey Shore.*

  • Most Stolen Sign in NYC

  • The FBI finally found Waldo! ...but what about the man with the beard?

  • UN names Official Alien Spacecraft Greeter... I can't believe my dream job actual existed and I got snubbed by the UN!

  • Warm summer nights just got a little bit colder. Could the lightning bug be on the brink of extinction? They were my favorite bug to catch and then watch fly away and then catch again... help save them!

Cocktail of the Week:

I don't know what this is called but it tastes like a banana runt. It's a mixture of vodka, midori melon liquor, and pineapple juice. It is quite delicious if you like runts.

Next time, expect a less girly, less sweet libation and please give me suggestions.

Send any news tidbits and cocktails ideas to:

*By rumor, I am referring to something I made up and presume would be a great idea.

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