This Week in Bieber

It has come to my attention that Billy Corgan (best known as the singer of The Smashing Pumpkins) has contracted Bieber Fever after exposure from his young nieces who are "gaga crazy" for the Bieb.
(via contactmusic.com)

The main thing I learned from this article is that there are Justin Bieber dolls!
''Let's put it this way, there's been zero dolls made of me and he's got about seven. So I'm a bit behind on the doll market.'' (Corgan)


 So naturally I went straight to amazon.com to buy myself a few dolls... for the "gaga crazy" youngsters in my life, clearly.  When I noticed something...

It's not that there is a Justin Bieber Backstage Pass Game.

As I sit here sipping from my margarita shopping for dolls of amazon, I realize I AM NOT ALONE!

Leave It To Bieber

Justin Bieber in 3D? And you thought movie theater floors were sticky before.less than a minute ago via webMichael Ian Black
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For those of you who don't know Justin Bieber, he's Canadian and he has a twitter account. Those are pretty much the two most important things you can retain from this post. Oh yeah, and he shot Raaaaaandy in the knee and stole his song, "Baby, Baby".

According to twitter, he is currently on his My World Tour, where I can only presume he will not be making stops at North Korea or Germany.

This 16 year old Canadian twitter phenom is also currently working on an illustrated memoir. Illustrated!?!? The only thing that could be more awesome is a graphic novel about the life and times of The Bieb.

it isnt a memoir...i teamed up with this amazing photographer robert and he has been taking pictures behind the scenes from before the tour.less than a minute ago via webJustin Bieber
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Wait a minute, Bieb, are you trying to tell me that it's not a memoir and it's not even illustrated... And who's this robert character? Between you and me, I think you should stick to the graphic novel rumor I started.

Since my posts are better off in list form, I shall leave you with this video from Taiwan's NMA News (The only place for Sim-like reenactments of real-life events).



Lesson: Don't Fuck with The Bieb!!!